This however, changed while I was reading a book today. Well, technically it isn't a book since I read it on my phone, but whatever, let's skip over the details and move on to the big picture.
Girls, you can say whatever you like, but you know that you always fall for jerks. That's the fact of the matter. And guys? Trust me, I'm
The normal way is, "girls like bad boys". Technically, that isn't wrong. But I'm not going into that today. What I'll be talking about, is called CONTRAST.
It's only after you've been a giant dickhead that people will appreciate the nice gestures that you do.
For example, let's say 2 guys are trying to woo a girl. (B)ad guy, and (G)ood guy. B is a tyrant and bullies people for the fun of it. G is nice and friendly and easy to talk to. Both of them have similar levels of physical attractiveness.
Good guy holds the door for the girl.
Aww that's nice.
Bad guy holds the door for the girl.
HOLY SHIT HE LOVES YOU.
See the difference? The trouble with nice guys is that it's very hard for them to prove themselves. Girls being illogical creatures who only think with their hearts only notice change, but not the good that's always present.
I'll name a few more examples to get your thinking engine going, compare every scenario with bad and good guy.
Going for movies
Walking home together
Eating lunch together
See? Girls clearly want a bad guy. Why? Because they want to feel special.
"He's such an asshole, but he'll do it because he loves me."
I scratch my head untill all my hair fall off I still don't understand that ridiculous logic.
What happens next is more tragic. Thanks to incredible decision making by the good girls, they are all taken by the bad boys. The good guys obviously must try even harder in hopes of scoring, no one likes to be alone, right?
Sometimes, the girl that the good guy has liked for a long time, gets snatched away in an untimely manner. Is he supposed to simply give up?
Hence, he was born:
Jokes aside, these things do happen.
There are 2 messages that I want to get across to you.
#1 GIRLS, stop being such an idiot. Stop lamenting about how there are no good guys around. Seen the quotes about how you're friend-zoning them? It's true. Good guys are not gay, nor your girlfriends.
#2 GUYS, just forget your morals and be a jerk. Girls are biologically programmed to make un-explainable choices, you can't win against the will of God.
Sigh, it's so tough being a good guy.
this should be on 9gag... anyway life's all about contrasts isnt it. people always choose to see the wow so rare as a unicorn stuff but ignore the less flattering obvious. & i'll agree with you there- girls, they dont have balls but they sure are nuts.
you sir, wins the internet
Hahahaha that's true.
OH. Damn! Why didn't I think of that. That's a great quote ^^
Thank you, for your kind comment (: